Who we are:
All the way from the magestic world wonder we have come to know as the Niagara Falls comes a group of aspiring filmmakers with passion in their hearts and burritos in their microwaves. ENTER DAMP MOOSE PRODUCTIONS. Hailing from a city built around showcasing the beauty that nature can bring, how could we not let inspiration move us to create second rate comedy. If life has left you with the burning question of "What would happen if four nerdy white kids tried to be funny and just so happened to have film equipment at their disposal?" you are in the right place to find an answer.
The Four Nerdy White Kids:
Sean Delles: The Angry Ginger
Some people seem to think that gingers lack souls; Sean would happily disagree.
DampMooseProductions was founded in an effort from Sean to disprove this
common belief. However, many gingers have failed with combating this stereotype head
on (See Angry ginger kid) so Sean has come to the conclusion it will take a more
indirect route. Sean hopes to prove his souls presence through the power of
comedy and aims to gain such worldwide popularity that every ginger and non ginger
alike stand hand in hand and chuckle as one. Will he succeed? Stay tuned to find out!
DampMooseProductions was founded in an effort from Sean to disprove this
common belief. However, many gingers have failed with combating this stereotype head
on (See Angry ginger kid) so Sean has come to the conclusion it will take a more
indirect route. Sean hopes to prove his souls presence through the power of
comedy and aims to gain such worldwide popularity that every ginger and non ginger
alike stand hand in hand and chuckle as one. Will he succeed? Stay tuned to find out!
Franz Ross: The Funny Guy
How many men do you know with the name Franz? If you answered more than one I'm impressed. The brains behind pretty much every video that makes you think "Wtf?!"
Some call him the king of all that is comedy, while others just call him
short. He has starred in pretty much anything we've ever made along as being one
of the founding members of our partners Burdee Productions. So take some time to
get to know the man the legend, Franz Ross (A.K.A Frankenstein's Monster.)
Whatever you decide to do Just don't ask this guy for a piggy back ride
or he'll enter a state of rage that makes Bruce Banner look like a sissy girl.
Some call him the king of all that is comedy, while others just call him
short. He has starred in pretty much anything we've ever made along as being one
of the founding members of our partners Burdee Productions. So take some time to
get to know the man the legend, Franz Ross (A.K.A Frankenstein's Monster.)
Whatever you decide to do Just don't ask this guy for a piggy back ride
or he'll enter a state of rage that makes Bruce Banner look like a sissy girl.
Alex Leo: Ruthless Chip Slayer
Shh... What's that... Alejandro Leo!!!! If your a chip you better run because this guy
has no remorse. The jack of a few trades, Alex acts, he works the camera and he is
an all around okay guy. He is always there to throw an intervention for his mildly
insane pals or make a lovely plate of toast with enough thoughtfulness to ask if you
want jelly on it (Grape to be specific). He is often the punching bag of the bunch
and has been stuffed in a garbage can against his will once or twice... all in the name
of film making of course. Sure we bash Alex for his poor sharing abilities when it
comes to chips but other than that there is little to complain about.
has no remorse. The jack of a few trades, Alex acts, he works the camera and he is
an all around okay guy. He is always there to throw an intervention for his mildly
insane pals or make a lovely plate of toast with enough thoughtfulness to ask if you
want jelly on it (Grape to be specific). He is often the punching bag of the bunch
and has been stuffed in a garbage can against his will once or twice... all in the name
of film making of course. Sure we bash Alex for his poor sharing abilities when it
comes to chips but other than that there is little to complain about.
Jourdan Alvarez: The Coolest Guy In the World
(The guy making this site so he's not going to post anything bad about himself)
The greatest Damp Moose member of them all. What else can i say about Jourdan... well let me
tell you a bit about his life... Born and raised by polar bears in the frigid climate of Antarctica
Jourdan was forced to fight off wolves and compete with his fellow polar bears for mating and
dietary purposes. After years of this harsh lifestyle Jourdan was found by Marco Polo on his
undocumented trip to the Alvarez islands off the east coast of Antarctica. Marco took Jourdan
in as his own and attempted to assimilate him into the even harsher European lifestyle. Unable to
fully adapt Jourdan always felt like an outcast until one day he jumped aboard a ship to the
newly discovered Americas. He spent some time in Plymouth, MA and eventually led the
Colonists to rebel against the British. Long story short a few years later Jourdan met some
people, proposed that they form a production crew and here we are now.
tell you a bit about his life... Born and raised by polar bears in the frigid climate of Antarctica
Jourdan was forced to fight off wolves and compete with his fellow polar bears for mating and
dietary purposes. After years of this harsh lifestyle Jourdan was found by Marco Polo on his
undocumented trip to the Alvarez islands off the east coast of Antarctica. Marco took Jourdan
in as his own and attempted to assimilate him into the even harsher European lifestyle. Unable to
fully adapt Jourdan always felt like an outcast until one day he jumped aboard a ship to the
newly discovered Americas. He spent some time in Plymouth, MA and eventually led the
Colonists to rebel against the British. Long story short a few years later Jourdan met some
people, proposed that they form a production crew and here we are now.